Who Needs A Mid-Life Crises

After being married for 37 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 37 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, we slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but every night I got to sleep with a hot, 21-year-old gal.



"Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 58-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."



My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot, 21-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.



Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises!