During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the
Director, 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
' 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we
offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.
' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would
use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the
teacup.
'No' said the Director, 'A normal per son would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?'
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?